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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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Thursday 1 October 2009 12:51

You're ****** up buddy.

danielbudzynski 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 13:03

well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

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emily_choxly 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 0:24

I think your gonna be single from now on!!!!

CaysonJon 11

Wednesday 9 May 2012 19:41

Is your mom hot...?

yourlifesucksHA 14

Sunday 24 June 2012 16:06

0_0

Acacia5353 1

Tuesday 10 July 2012 17:43

Have you done your mom before

AWESOMESAUCE365 0

Monday 16 July 2012 13:57

Yes because girls love to hear that... O.o

mune25 2

Thursday 25 October 2012 13:01

Some things you should just keep to yourself dude....

ajaj26 12

Saturday 6 July 2013 13:54

So you originally from Texas or Alabama?

LissaMccracken 23

Tuesday 27 August 2013 0:28

That's so creepy...

goliatron 9

Monday 23 September 2013 23:38

One time I was getting it on with my mom and I accidentally called out my girlfriend's name! So embarrassing!

Kevdog824 12

Wednesday 13 November 2013 23:14

Literally two seconds ago I saw an FML that said the same thing from the girl's point view. Maybe that's your girl?

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