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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 13:05 - United States

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are "that white trash family" in the neighborhood. FML

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Monday 29 August 2011 18:48

Sounds like the only thing you're missing is a piece of shit car and a crack addiction.

nitram0606 0

Monday 29 August 2011 18:48

Well, there has to be one....

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Shadowblocks 10

Saturday 12 October 2013 9:43

There's has to be one in every neighborhood...

udderbutter 15

Monday 8 June 2015 5:54

Hey that's my family

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 10 December 2015 16:01

There has to be one.

Sherlihy 6

Wednesday 18 May 2016 13:06

Recognizing the problem is the first step.

OzzyTheGiant 14

Sunday 8 July 2018 3:03

white trash, america's leeches

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