Kids, Racism and Insulting: Where did you get that from?

Where did you get that from?

By So much wrong - 28/08/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my son said his first word. It was the N-word. We are white. I need to have a talk with my husband immediately. FML

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Rake 17

Thursday 29 August 2024 8:55

Is your husband the one who watches him during the day? If not, that should be your first suspect

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I get the feeling hubby "watches" your son while gaming. Or he's a racist. Or Chet Hanks.

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poopface82 23

Thursday 29 August 2024 2:02

The hard-R or the other one?

ic2drops 10

Thursday 29 August 2024 2:50

nice

Rake 17

Thursday 29 August 2024 8:55

Is your husband the one who watches him during the day? If not, that should be your first suspect

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 31 August 2024 6:45

I get the feeling hubby "watches" your son while gaming. Or he's a racist. Or Chet Hanks.

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