Miscellaneous: Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group... - FML

By Tourist - 26/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

damn, you're an asshole love you long time! XD

iamphlybry 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

congratulations, you're stupid.

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malaka6131 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:24

fake..but funny. I've seen this same exact scenario years ago on TV.

IwuvsYoux3 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 21:36

That is soo freaking disrespectful. i mean i understand you didnt know but you shouldve known that that was wrong .! yeah people make mistakes and learn from 'em but thats just so stupid. i wish you wouldve said that to me... (dont needa finish it)

elmokickass 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 8:00

Diplomat my ass! That's just plain racist.

DaveTheBrave20 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 4:34

YOUR AN ASSWIPE YOU ASSFACE

hansbaby 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 6:43

wht the hell asshole YDI

joshsteve143 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 8:14

That is distinguish! and people should use this as a comment box and not a debate center! Just sayin...

hsf33 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 19:15

Never assume. Never.

linkirbyoshi 0

Friday 14 January 2011 15:03

not all asians suck like you do

mellomaniac 0

Friday 21 January 2011 7:20

yo dumb shit never ask an Asian if we need help with an electronic! we probably invented it!!

Travis420 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 3:14

You're a Towel

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