Miscellaneous: Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband....

By mycedes - 26/10/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

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distaylor122 1

Saturday 17 March 2012 8:47

Oh jeeez. If I was in that situation I'd shoot spicy mustard up his nose while he was sleeping. >:D

sugarbear0727 19

Friday 18 May 2012 3:01

Awesome. (:

therealcheese 7

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:45

Your relationship is the best one ive seen in a long time

blobkin 6

Tuesday 15 July 2014 1:23

if you are a blonde he could've put chloride in the water to make it green.

Ipsum629 13

Thursday 19 February 2015 23:20

he got you good

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