Intimacy and School: Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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sunshineandroses 9

Monday 13 August 2018 18:31

Charge him with sexual assault and file a complaint against the school.

ajh1800 25

Monday 13 August 2018 18:56

He's lucky that's all you did to him. I would have punched him in the face. Get your parents involved. Usually schools will listen to the parents because they're afraid of a lawsuit. That kind of behavior is definitely not ok.

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Kinokan 5

Tuesday 14 August 2018 20:07

To anyone who says YDI to this post. You. Are. An. Asshole.

purplemonkey 7

Saturday 18 August 2018 6:29

Call the ******* cops! Don’t serve the detention and STAND UP FOR YOUR RIGHT TO NOT BE VIOLATED!!

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