Love: Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in...

By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

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By couldntholdit - 12/07/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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geekpowerwtf 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:34

WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!

maddy14 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:26

Nice one.......

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DropDeadBlaze 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:44

smooth. but I still don't understand how you couldn't hold it...?

toyotita4 3

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:08

Epic win?

imperialtl 12

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:10

How many girls actually do this? I've come across at least 3-4 different stories like this. Damn.

lostgumball 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:26

Did he like it? ?

lulu1918 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:33

You couldn't hold it?

bullrider92 19

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:49

Most guys here in Texas would just take it as a complement.The girls are so comfortable around us that stuff like farting is common.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:54

Just avoid Mexican food.... Ugh.

hyden121 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:54

Better that it happen in a dream than in real life.

thepandawh0re 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:29

nice rolls

doubleodoggy 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:13

Yowza!

uknowitsJAIME 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:41

Love stinks seriously

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