Love: Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in...

By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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Saturday 13 August 2011 12:34

WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!

maddy14 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:26

Nice one.......

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aNdReWgOs 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 23:02

Hey, he was nervous.

Boomer21 0

Monday 15 August 2011 1:05

Well at least you probably blew him away...

storm1217 5

Monday 15 August 2011 1:56

At least you wernt in 69.

cleolappost 0

Monday 15 August 2011 3:02

LMAOF!!!!!

BubblyNinja13 0

Monday 15 August 2011 5:10

How sexy...

31798 0

Monday 15 August 2011 5:41

and then his lips tasted like shit.....

justinj360 0

Monday 15 August 2011 7:21

what is this two guys?? haha

ryanbeast 7

Monday 15 August 2011 7:43

better out than in haha

JTHolloway200 0

Monday 15 August 2011 7:55

what other kind of fart would she have...

CupcakeScene 0

Monday 15 August 2011 8:53

IM GONNA ******* DIE LMAO

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