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By in this day and age.... - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Dallas

Today, the first words I heard from my "good, Christian" future mother-in-law included a salvo of curse words and a hushed rant about "them dirty Jews". I'm culturally Jewish. This bodes well. FML

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Monday 28 March 2016 0:24

I'm sure she would've really hit it off with her savior, a short, dark-skinned, culturally Jewish fellow named Jesus.

Thepicheese 8

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The thing I don't get about Christians hating Jews is that they don't realize their religion only exists because of a Jew.

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Thursday 7 April 2016 1:41

is she related to hitler? it sure sounds like she is.

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