Animals: Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her...

By Username - 01/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, the crazy cat lady who lives next to me lost one of her cats. She sat outside with a whistle at 6:00 this morning and continued to blow her whistle for hours. FML

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Friday 25 April 2014 1:44

I hope she finds her cat.

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Monday 10 August 2015 12:42

Hope she found the cat.

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