Spiders, Phobias and Animals: Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that...

By terrified - 08/06/2015 03:13 - United States - Union Star

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML

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Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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Monday 8 June 2015 14:28

Burn it, burn it to the ground

weedle99 23

Monday 8 June 2015 14:30

Exterminator?

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abNormal62 23

Monday 8 June 2015 14:46

What a tangled web we weave, when first we fail to keep it clean!!!

abNormal62 23

Monday 8 June 2015 14:48

Look for webs! Do you see any messages? Like "Some Pig!" ?

haileyrows 26

Monday 8 June 2015 14:48

Sorry, grammar nazi moment... *has, because it is referring to "the amount" which is a singular noun.

hailhydra 6

Monday 8 June 2015 19:58

you suck.

lantz4levi 19

Monday 8 June 2015 14:51

Seriously op that's not safe. Call an exterminator

Earths_Venus 25

Monday 8 June 2015 14:51

Oh now I get why it's called arachNOphobia. Because there's NO way I'm going near your house!

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 8 June 2015 14:55

Forget burning the house, bombing it would be more effective.

bleedingglitter 24

Monday 8 June 2015 15:02

Move.

Wolfipoo 31

Monday 8 June 2015 15:05

I feel for you OP, I die inside every time I see one.

Calacor 17

Monday 8 June 2015 15:09

Dear lord have mercy with OP

HowEmbarassing85 1

Monday 8 June 2015 15:18

I do the same!

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