Spiders, Phobias and Animals: Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that...

By terrified - 08/06/2015 03:13 - United States - Union Star

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML

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Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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Exterminator?

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hitmeagain 2

Monday 2 November 2015 17:48

spiders don't like peppermint

guttedbrit 26

Wednesday 27 January 2016 3:32

I could NOT live like this. You're possibly the bravest of the brave, OP. What a quivering mess I would be.

Ed Munson 14

Saturday 26 May 2018 5:38

They sell bug bombs at the grocery store...either that or take the advice and move out!

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