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By Anonymous - 14/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, on a first date, he told me I look like his ex's mom. FML

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Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By Queso Dog - 02/10/2012 14:42 - Japan

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2016 17:38

But was she a MILF?

thatweirdasian 22

Tuesday 14 June 2016 17:59

Eeeeeekkk. Please don't tell me that's why he's dating you. Maybe he's into MILF and was just looking for a girl who looked like her. *shudders*

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lusanna 19

Wednesday 15 June 2016 0:12

Granted, it was odd, but it depends on how the rest of the conversation went, he just might be extremely socially awkward

sazarra 14

Wednesday 15 June 2016 0:39

That's an interesting ice breaker.. Not what I would've used.

SUN_lover 19

Wednesday 15 June 2016 6:39

Oh my God! Some people just can't stay quiet.

Shaky_Spear 11

Wednesday 15 June 2016 6:45

And I thought I was bad at relationships...

ucantevenimagine 6

Saturday 18 June 2016 14:52

wow i would be so embarrassed

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