Love and Relatable: White lie

White lie

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 06:00 - Sweden - Varberg

Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 June 2023 14:53

Well, that does count as an "other plan," doesn't it?

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 June 2023 14:53

Well, that does count as an "other plan," doesn't it?

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