Animals: Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me...

By I'm a pussy, yeah yeah - 05/09/2015 05:56 - United States - Lake Elsinore

Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML

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rugbyboi 12

Thursday 10 March 2016 18:52

Or you could have just moved the cat?

Nobinx 15

Monday 30 May 2016 21:42

dude just grab her upper arms from behind and put her out of the bath

stellasue11 38

Wednesday 28 September 2016 6:40

time to get rid of the cat!!!

dudleythecat 0

Thursday 23 February 2017 17:28

Push it in the toilet.... it will never stand on the seat again

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