Transportation, Cars and Vandalism: Smooth sailing

Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - 05/06/2023 15:00

Today, everything in life was going smoothly. Including the rock someone slingshot through my passenger window while I was driving. Thank you, random citizen! FML

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You're welcome! I mean... how awful.

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You're welcome! I mean... how awful.

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