Miscellaneous: Today, my prom dress came in the mail. I don't know what happened...

By Deli meat prom - 20/04/2015 21:41 - United States - Dallas

Today, my prom dress came in the mail. I don't know what happened with the tailoring but not only does it not fit, but it also looks like deli meat. FML

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CandyPewPewPew 29

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

Lady Gaga did a prank on you. :D

WaltzingPhanthom 23

Tuesday 21 April 2015 10:26

He was probably beating his meat while he was working on your dress.

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Kermy1113 23

Wednesday 29 July 2015 20:56

Lesson learned. Always buy them from stores, never order them.

sovietkamikaze 4

Tuesday 20 October 2015 4:28

Dude thats Lady Gaga af

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