Miscellaneous: Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk....

By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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Friday 6 September 2013 9:29

Should've recorded him

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I imagine his voice was very high pitched, scratchy, and off key. Your poor ears!

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pdp_fml 21

Saturday 7 September 2013 11:34

I guess you could ask him to stop,singing?

DayvidFML 7

Sunday 8 September 2013 23:15

The real question is if he was actually good.

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