Health: Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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Sunday 26 December 2010 23:37

it is snooki

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Sunday 26 December 2010 23:44

Maybe you should wear makeup then :o Don't worry OP, no one has perfect skin. I suppose that's why makeup exists in the first place though.

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stonedfishies 10

Wednesday 26 September 2012 8:31

You must be wearing makeup constantly then. I mean, your own mom didn't recognize you.

abbiepearson_ 9

Sunday 7 October 2012 23:05

I can't tell if its more awkward for you or your mom....

saphira2095 6

Thursday 4 April 2013 4:27

Meanwhile, your mother is posting on fml, "Today, I accidentally decimated my daughter's self esteem."

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