Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with...

By Magnus_the_Red - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML

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Wednesday 9 September 2009 12:11

I think to say "get it on with me" shows you should keep your innocence...

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syed121417 22

Friday 31 January 2014 1:16

Maybe it's also because she wants to wait. That should be respected OP. Be happy she values your virginity as well, that is good girl right there

blackangelwings 16

Monday 9 February 2015 16:18

*gasp* Phil Lester?!

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Friday 30 August 2019 15:26

shes obviously not that into you.

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