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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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By Micheal - 23/11/2009 03:59 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML

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PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...

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Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:37

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Morna 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 17:04

Well, if she breaks up because of online surveys, the survey was probably right :P

x6keeley9x 4

Thursday 7 June 2012 0:24

Good ur not with her.. Who takes a servay on that stuff and would listen to it .?

tenchimuyo 1

Tuesday 24 September 2013 20:09

lol, women are such gullible idiots

Comoke1024 19

Thursday 6 February 2014 16:47

Yeah, but YOU took a survey that said that she was double in love with you, so it cancels out.

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