Kids: Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I...

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

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Jaxro 6

Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:13

Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..

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Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:34

if its on your back, clearly you couldnt write it on yourself.

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random1368 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 13:16

That is disgusting and not funny in the least. You should have wrote something on her back, like "always swallows".

Honda288 2

Friday 2 March 2012 5:26

I must say I think I would have felt writing on my back vs. just having the lotion rubbed in.

yumyumyummy 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 11:11

Hahahahahaha!

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Sunday 1 February 2015 1:40

rash shirt time

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Wednesday 22 July 2015 23:38

Wow FYL hahaha but she's awesome

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Tuesday 24 November 2015 5:48

Hope you wore a shirt while teaching.

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