Money: Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting...

By moneymoneymoney - 08/10/2013 14:34 - United States - Tampa

Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML

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By OopsieDoopsie - 03/04/2023 04:00 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML

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Tuesday 8 October 2013 18:48

You could try getting a job getting shot at with paintballs for 6 hours

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Tuesday 8 October 2013 18:46

Please don't steal. Asking for help is a much better option. Better to borrow or even beg.

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Sunday 13 October 2013 17:24

Your a real work ******* theif

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Tuesday 17 June 2014 14:26

When I was little, my mum stole toilet paper from pubs after she whizzed away all our money on alcohol.

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