Health: Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because...

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 08:50 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

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Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML

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dezman2000 21

Saturday 29 August 2015 18:18

You should follow this FML up in a couple of weeks, just so we know that you didn't follow in your doctor's footsteps.

Benmantha 31

Saturday 29 August 2015 18:17

I guess there's a hidden message for you left by him.

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disasterlydeed 26

Sunday 3 January 2016 22:53

It's been a while; I wonder if op is still alive...

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