By philosophicallll - 28/09/2015 20:25 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML
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I know he was kidding. My dad has an amazing sense of humor and I love him very much, but unfortunately for him, the person he was introducing me to doesn't have a sense of humor at all. She now glares at my dad and yells at him whenever he makes any jokes about me. So karma did happen, no revenge needed.

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tygerarmy 35

If he is saying he fathered an ape, what does that make him?

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poorkitten 15

act the part than. throw some feces and what not

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BooBooKittyF11 21

my dad calls me his red headed stepchild

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cougs 6

Embarrass him and act like it at dinner or lunch, bad manners, burping, jump on the table if you need to, just teach him a lesson ???.

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mr_dour 16

You oughta throw some poo at him like a good simian.

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FabulousToaster 16

You could say that she should... Go apeshit. (monkey see, monkey do, monkey throw, it is poo. used to hear it aaaall the time...)

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