Parenting, Sleep and Babies: Hush

Hush

By Anonymous - 02/05/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after 6 months of my baby sleeping 10 hours through the night, she's now going through sleep regression a week before I return to work. I'm now getting about 3 hours of broken sleep per night. FML

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Monday 3 May 2021 2:19

Sorry to hear that, my two year old has just come out of this after a month of sleeping as little as possible. This will get better, this happened for all three of my kids and it usually revolved around teething and changes in the routine. Hang in there.