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By unluckydude - 29/06/2013 22:19 - Colombia - Tunja

Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML

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Sunday 30 June 2013 10:21

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fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 29 July 2014 21:27

She is messed up.

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Saturday 21 May 2016 22:34

Did you do it?

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