Are you for real?

By Anonymous - 15/11/2025 15:00

Today, as revenge for cheating on her, my now-ex girlfriend sent pictures of me at a Halloween party to my boss and the HR department. I'm in blackface. FML

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Sunday 16 November 2025 0:26

Even if you’re not racist, it shows extremely poor judgment and you may want to start looking for a new job.

JuneBleeds4 19

Sunday 16 November 2025 7:31

You really posted that expecting sympathy..?

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Sunday 16 November 2025 0:26

Even if you’re not racist, it shows extremely poor judgment and you may want to start looking for a new job.

JuneBleeds4 19

Sunday 16 November 2025 7:31

You really posted that expecting sympathy..?

Rake 17

Sunday 16 November 2025 13:27

So you both cheated and acted in a racist way. Charming person....

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Sunday 16 November 2025 21:59

Why would you do that? And I don't mean the cheating.

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Gonna throw homophobia in there and hit the "Asshole Trifecta", bud?

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