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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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Monday 21 February 2011 19:10

lock the door?

pattyrn 0

Monday 21 February 2011 19:40

so you groom yourself. would he rather you braid it. tell him you shave your legs too.

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mmsdrummer51 3

Monday 21 February 2011 22:37

ydi lock the door

princess_patches 2

Monday 21 February 2011 23:02

um ew.....you wax your nipples? how does that not hurt

iluvmemicookies 0

Monday 21 February 2011 23:59

my god... this comment is so sick and pervy but why do I find myself laughing?

alexhoen 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:01

well doesn't that just suck. guess who's not gonna forget to lock doors anymore~

kingtz 6

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:12

YDI. Lock your door next time you want to do something embarrassing.

jolieshoes_fml 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:12

kinda weird..

Miranday 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:38

You wax your nipples?Sounds painful.

WeeWizeL 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:58

Nipple Mustaches...

WeeWizeL 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:40

She's been taking Retaphin.

Gabbie_1210 8

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:28

That's damaging to them. Just saying.

ahhshhfml 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:36

You have hairy nipples..? FYL.

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