By StillBetterThanTwilight - 28/08/2012 15:56 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

I hope he doesn't twitch in his sleep. Also he's an idiot who will probably end up stabbing himself and you (if you're staying over).

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Excuse me while I go bang my head against a wall. Facepalming isn't enough.

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pnutbutternjelly 15

If he is serious then I believe its time to break it off.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

No. That's probably what drove him crazy in the first place.

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sweetmama88 6

If I was you I would run as fast as you can. And don't look back ,

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bugzie34 0

You cant kill a spirit with a knife :/

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Dracoboxer357 35

80- No? Uh, I can still use my flyswatter to go bear hunting though, right? ;)

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roxy12333 3

Sounds like he needs to watch Supernatural.

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trucker67 10

Make Him your ex boyfriend in a hurry , he needs help soon , my sister stayed with her deranged boyfriend and is now dead - leave now !!

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cmanaus 3

Are you really that desperate?

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