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By Beaten - 31/07/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me. He's been in jail for the last four months. I paid for his very expensive lawyer. FML

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Sunday 1 August 2010 9:25

YDI for paying for him

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He's a jerk. You don't need him anyway op!

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Tuesday 21 April 2015 5:40

If he is in jail, he's probably not the best choice... ?

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