Love: Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't...

By soldiergirl - 25/10/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he "can't date someone who supports the war". We started dating because he thought I looked cute in my uniform. FML

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Did he think you were just wearing an Army Halloween costume every day? I'm not sure how he didn't realize this for two years.

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Comments

combatsoldier 9

Tuesday 25 October 2011 18:42

U should of kicked his ass

SlickWillyTFCF 5

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:12

He's obviously a pussy. Let him go and find a real man.

arlo1024 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:49

Know how ya feel, i was in Iraq since 2003 and recently got home only to find my wife left me and my house sold by the bank, i know it hurts

AkiraTaichou 2

Tuesday 25 October 2011 19:57

"I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it!"