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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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Sunday 1 August 2010 23:25

I'll bet that was a real letdown.

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Sunday 1 August 2010 23:22

Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.

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canzo378 0

Monday 2 August 2010 11:24

did he chew it up and swallow it?

TygersRawr 0

Monday 2 August 2010 15:28

awww how romantic! lol fyl! that had to hurt like hell

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Monday 2 August 2010 15:32

FYL for dating a dummy

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Tuesday 3 August 2010 7:48

I had always wanted my first kiss to be on a roller coaster. too bad for me :(

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Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:39

Good Lord! that sounds horrid! D:

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Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:54

YDI for coosing a stupid bf?

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Tuesday 3 August 2010 16:59

fail really TROUGH? haha fyl

Karp16 3

Thursday 5 August 2010 5:11

who kisses on a rollercoaster??? not me

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Wednesday 11 August 2010 6:42

Something to remember him by.

xpainx 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 20:15

number 5, shut up, you poor excuse for a living being =]

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