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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By staciedee - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Sunday 1 August 2010 23:25

I'll bet that was a real letdown.

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Sunday 1 August 2010 23:22

Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.

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ninja_darkstar 6

Wednesday 26 February 2014 0:13

And you let him do this? YDI

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Tuesday 27 May 2014 2:12

What roller coaster was it?

WinterBlue42 22

Sunday 15 June 2014 8:25

That sounds really painful, but it is partly your fault for letting it happen. :/

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Today, I posted a Facebook status about how I hoped to spend the rest of my life with my boyfriend. A couple of hours later, I saw a comment on it saying he'd never done anything bad enough to deserve that kind of torment. Thanks, mom. FML

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Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML

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