Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place"... - FML

By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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rbubbles 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:56

Quite a funny boyfriend you have there

CrAzYyEt 8

Tuesday 2 August 2011 12:03

Haha has he poked it yet?

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_IHeartMusic_ 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:01

WIN.

dentondobbins 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:10

Does it have any photos

ChucknorrisisGod 6

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:21

I just wish I thought of this first

MeMeek 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:30

Just have a few of your male friends check in ass well and he will get real tired of it. Also it will be easy to find out if he is cheating, just check your feed :P

KandiceCane 3

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:41

I've got to say that is quite brilliant

beef25967 2

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:49

That's funny to me.

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:52

Like.

Furytalon 14

Tuesday 2 August 2011 18:58

LOL @ 5-6

Dcm210 19

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:07

Does he ever "check out"?

amazingjane 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:08

Wow, really? That's kinda funny but I would be horrified!

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