Love, Intimacy, Blog and Anger: Bloggers gonna blog - FML

Bloggers gonna blog

By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 18:00

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 February 2022 19:30

Make sure you write back and tell us the color of his asshole once you've put your foot up it.

poopface82 23

Thursday 24 February 2022 1:29

I think we all will need an update on this one after the fur flies.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 February 2022 19:30

Make sure you write back and tell us the color of his asshole once you've put your foot up it.

poopface82 23

Thursday 24 February 2022 1:29

I think we all will need an update on this one after the fur flies.

Jon Tessler 14

Thursday 24 February 2022 2:21

the link to the blog as well

diraven 15

Thursday 24 February 2022 4:02

At least he's literate

Liam Rowley 17

Friday 25 February 2022 2:16

Link or it didn’t happen 🤣😝😁

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