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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he doesnt like you.

GrahamAker 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

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Matthew201 0

Monday 11 July 2011 4:25

what a bastard...

crowbar_2010 2

Monday 11 July 2011 7:51

and youre a guy? get a girlfriend! im no gay basher but id be more than happy to advise you to convert to straightism.

bachmed 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 12:19

you really expect us to believe this shit?

_tasty_5 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:30

Wow what a dumb ass hole.

KeevaH 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:35

You never mentioned to him and he never realised that your mother is dead? Still thats defo a fyl and f*ck him hes not worth it.

Tiggerlicious 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 2:32

that's ****** up lmao ur life sucks

lizzard01 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:53

I don't understand what kind of heartless people would choose YDI... **** their lives.

Josiejojo_fml 0

Friday 30 December 2011 12:51

um.......... Is he.......... ok? he needs a brain lol

MsMaddi123 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 22:34

Maybe she haunted him Jk Ur life sucks

pexy_fml 16

Sunday 22 April 2012 20:18

He can speak with dead people !!

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