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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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destr0yer 7

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he doesnt like you.

GrahamAker 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

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SirObvious 1

Friday 8 July 2011 22:32

hell is full of hate

amarv01 1

Friday 8 July 2011 23:30

awww sry but damn hes an ass

BuhxritNAYY 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:27

maybe he talks to her! in his sleep! or in his basement after he pulls out his weegie board

redmnky21 8

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:14

he did u a favor... he's obvious crazy!

krissybear13 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:54

what a bastard

incrapper 7

Monday 11 July 2011 5:31

it's Friday Friday gotta get down on friday

budd28 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:15

this is stupid ... ur boyfriend is stupid

shelby0123 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 3:23

maybe he doesn't want to b with u and he needed an excuse

7sevensevenseven 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:41

tell him hes an insentive bumm

chancehorsegal 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:25

omg I'm so sorry! that guy is a jerk!

bobbidoll 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:37

what a dick

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