Intimacy: Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 13:00 - United States

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Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML

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yamatelle 19

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:12

Are you the same girl who went to Subway and said you couldn't handle 12 inches?

italianbby 11

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:02

Perv

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LittleRRed 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:39

Ur boss is a perv

brotastic 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:40

hot damn

ReynieRockets 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:41

i dont get it

bawlerr75 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:49

All I got 2 say is WOW!! Xp

flippityfloop 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:45

Give him a little wink. That promotion is sure to be yours. ;)

rattusrattus 18

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:46

I have no idea what the hell is going on in the FML. Why would you be wet in a cold environment?

hunkypenguin2007 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:47

Y r all bosse fricken creepy!!!

Person1233 12

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:02

I hate bosse, too.

619warrior281 5

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:56

why the hell would you describe temperature like that!?

bewareimannoyed 13

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:12

Why would you want the air to be sticky?

nickisam 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:18

#21 epic win

SayHiToChucky 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:20

Great minds think alike.

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