Intimacy: Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the...

By Anonymous - 17/08/2011 13:00 - United States

Today, my boss stopped mid-walk during a conversation about the humidity in our office, after I told him I didn't like the air conditioner on, because I'd rather not be cold and wet, and that I liked it warm and sticky. I knew then he was no longer thinking about the AC. FML

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Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:12

Are you the same girl who went to Subway and said you couldn't handle 12 inches?

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Comments

MCVelvet1497 3

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:34

I smell a promotion.

bawlerr75 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 20:06

Mabe it's just that FiSHY Speed stick......? -__-

TobyFunke 3

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:35

yeah, FML! Today I spoke to my boss using extra sexual terms anyone could pick out, the end its actually F your boss' life because you lead him on and then didn't finish him off