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By failedmusician - 03/06/2009 10:06 - New Zealand

Today, my band went to play a set for the first time. I'm the drummer. All was going well, and then before our first song I threw the sticks in the air, went to catch them, and one hit me right in the eye. I couldn't continue playing. Now I have to wear an eyepatch. FML

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Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:02

Learn to spin them around in your hands if you can't catch them.

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Let's hope you guys are a pirate themed band. Arrrggghhh. =X

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blablabla18_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:08

"all was going well" then you went to play your first song?? what was going well before your first song? the setup?

Zimonada 8

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:08

That's nice to think #49, but it isn't a joke. Wombo has been known as a sexist troll in other FML's. So as much as you'd like to think it's a joke, it isn't, he's just a LOLFAIL.