Animals: Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out....

By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:40

Take his girlfriend.

Goddess_Rummy 13

Wednesday 17 August 2011 8:40

That sucks. Find him and steal back your dog ninja style.

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cooxoxo 9

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:14

Get that poor doggie back! He's not safe with an ass like your ex roomie!

Garon300 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:45

Call the cops.

sukitoff3656 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:59

Kick him in the balls then take ur doggie

jahshuwa 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:43

Dump him girl, you don't deserve it.

renlady_86 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:03

I would have tracked him down and kicked his ass!

Roflcopterasd_fml 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:20

no!!!! not poochy!!!!!

stoneywoney 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:57

Poor doggie.

kei1108 13

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:36

So go get your dog back!! (and maybe call the police...)

kg163401 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:04

Call da popo

uncookedyew 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:36

ydi you were probably being mean

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