Animals: Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started...

By dukebluedevils13 - 05/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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Maybe he'll escape like nemo...

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simonepedretti 7

Sunday 3 June 2012 5:51

AWWWWWE

brhodes_09 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 17:07

NEMO!!!!

ImTheAlpha 30

Friday 31 August 2012 8:15

FISHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

KickRocksNerd 11

Tuesday 23 April 2013 16:39

Zombie fish!!

F_Your_Life_001 0

Monday 31 March 2014 1:15

sounds like hes been watching too much finding nemo

howtobestupid 16

Sunday 6 July 2014 7:06

HE PLANNED IT

AcidicNerdyChick 6

Saturday 2 August 2014 8:46

He pulled a nemo on you

CookieCat327 9

Wednesday 16 December 2015 2:20

I'm horrible for laughing

gatorgirl7563 22

Monday 1 February 2016 17:05

So sorry, OP!!! That must be horrifying. But fish do sleep, you know.

Dear_Karma 27

Sunday 14 February 2016 0:54

It probably just looked like he was swimming

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