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Murdered

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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Levi2411 41

Tuesday 16 February 2021 20:11

More like **** the fishe's life. "In the middle of the night, we were perfectly content. And then our human boiled us. FML."

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Wednesday 17 February 2021 0:54

Throw in some Old Bay seasoning and turn it way up so you can enjoy those fish one last time.

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ajschneids95 5

Saturday 13 February 2021 14:38

Too*

Levi2411 41

Tuesday 16 February 2021 20:11

More like **** the fishe's life. "In the middle of the night, we were perfectly content. And then our human boiled us. FML."

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 17 February 2021 0:54

Throw in some Old Bay seasoning and turn it way up so you can enjoy those fish one last time.

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