By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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genesis357 0

#10~~ GREAT idea!!!!

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CeeJay99 0

This is why i had my rescued cat declawed.

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lifeislife_fml 0

Aw, the eye chart should have the letters "FML" on it!

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noodles_200 0

parents are tarded i feal sorry for u ylf

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B_C_N10 0

#2 thats hilarious!!!!! KENLEY COLLINS! i didnt like her much either! WEL HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! hope all they healed well!!!!!

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danceydancetime 0

cool, mom! at least you got to hold this against her for good gifts, right?

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haylieejae 0

hahaha, that's nice. how do you make illustrated FMLs? i want to make one!!

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