Love: Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to...

By toobad - 29/11/2011 19:29 - Canada

Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:30

Was she cheating on you with the TV?

Philliesfan9391 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 1:32

That's why they have television on computers now.

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lizliz23 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 4:59

well @ least u get hot co coa

iloveKFC 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:04

damn that really blows. Women can really pack an emotional punch huh. Stay strong because you'll get someone better who actually appreciates you.

toiletFMLer 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:04

That's really sad, I'm sorry you were cheated on that would honestly destroy me if I were ever cheated on by my girl..sucks man

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:05

that's so sad :(

tripaallday 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:26

More hot chocolate for you!

crashhampster 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:27

at least you still have hot chocolate...

storm1217 5

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:29

Kill the bitch

DankTurtle 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:29

That is horrible sue her

sougstad 7

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:36

That's what you get for having a small weiner

crashhampster 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 13:33

and a big tv

Koryissocoollike 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:40

at least you have the hot chocolate

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