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Snap out of it

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my significant other cares more about her drink and the TV than her kids and pets. FML

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Welp- 7

Tuesday 22 October 2024 14:37

ydi. you chose this person.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 23 October 2024 18:08

Time for you to get a lawyer and get your shit situated with the kids and pets and your living situation, then give her an ultimatum go to rehab or hit the curbside.

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Welp- 7

Tuesday 22 October 2024 14:37

ydi. you chose this person.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 23 October 2024 18:08

Time for you to get a lawyer and get your shit situated with the kids and pets and your living situation, then give her an ultimatum go to rehab or hit the curbside.

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