Miscellaneous: Today, it's been a week since I found an egg in the street that...

By mac cayne - 02/05/2014 03:13 - France - Strasbourg

Today, it's been a week since I found an egg in the street that had seemingly fallen out of a nest. I'd bought a cage and an expensive incubator lamp to save it. It's thus been a week that I've been trying to save a mouldy old potato. FML

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iLike2Teabag 27

Friday 2 May 2014 9:42

Aww. It was nice of you to care though :) you'd make an egg-cellent parent. And no good deed shell go unrewarded.

95DeVille 13

Friday 2 May 2014 9:42

That's not very eggciting! I guess the yolks on you.

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m1na 4

Friday 9 May 2014 1:23

How do you get those confused???

jordanlite 16

Saturday 17 May 2014 3:58

Bless your kind heart, but this fml made me lol.

karin_smith 2

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:11

If It was an egg, the mom probably pushed it out of best because it was dead inside the egg.

Miku01 24

Friday 1 August 2014 17:32

You're a lovely person, OP. c:

dragonrider1959 18

Sunday 24 August 2014 4:35

Even if it was an egg, a Phoenix? Really?

ForeverJasmine 26

Friday 3 October 2014 6:26

Thank you for trying to save an "egg" my friend (: you're a good person even if you saved a potato lol

Sansa_fml 38

Thursday 26 March 2015 22:33

aww that's really nice of you. :)

kittykat1501 31

Wednesday 17 June 2015 6:36

I-DI-OT! If an egg fell from a nest, it would crack and be beyond saving

The_ghetto_mango 25

Wednesday 9 March 2016 23:12

Good deed.

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