Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends...

By anonomous - 07/02/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

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expect for herpes.. that shit will follow you back.

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Hopefully he's you ex now

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