Love: Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing....

By FunGhoost - 20/02/2015 13:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML

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bunnyfish 27

Monday 18 January 2016 0:36

It's Siri getting jealous

jstone89 13

Tuesday 16 August 2016 20:29

I wouldn't even have noticed if my husband deleted my male contacts.. because I don't talk to them.

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